Maria Louise Del Rosario: 8 Things To Know About The Girl With The Anal Tattoo
Earlier this week the world watched as 22-year-old Maria Louise Del Rosario screamed, “Dude, it feels so f**king good,” as she got her boyfriend’s name tattooed in her butthole. The video immediately went viral, receiving over 3 million views in three days. The Broward-Palm Beach New Times’ music blog County Grind tracked her down and got to know her better. Like, a lot better. After the jump, eight things you should know about the woman behind the anal tattoo. Pun intended. Be forewarned, some of the material is very graphic.
1. She believes she was born from Satan’s spawn.
“My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that’s 666. [Note: Her math seems a bit off to me, but maybe I’m confused. — Editor] I believe I was born from Satan’s spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want … My dad had a drug problem and I was left alone with him. Something happened that nobody has ever told me, but my hip was dislocated, my skull was fractured. How do you do something like that to an infant? … He went away for 7 years for that. And seven is my lucky number, for what he did to me.”
2. She got her first anal tattoo, 666, when she was 19.
“When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his d**k up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex … When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666 … When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family.”
3. She was not on drugs, just drunk when we saw her getting her most recent anal tattoo. In fact, she’s against man-made drugs.
“I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they’re calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I’m totally against man-made drugs.”
4. She wants to get into modeling and write a book.
“I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it’s what God blessed you with …I have talents. I wanna write a book. I’ve been through hell and back, and my story is gonna blow the whole world away. Now, I just wait till the money starts piling up and I can just pull it out of my ass.”
5. She just recently got out of jail for grand theft and dealing in stolen property.
“The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince’s [tattoo there] when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered [Vince’s anal tattoo] with ‘Rockwood’ because anyway if we broke up then ‘I rock wood in my ass.’So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I’m a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me. I was 21, I turned 22 in jail. The day I got out, her father passed away. I said, ‘You fucked me over, and you lost your father the day I got my freedom back, he dies, that’s karma.’ I went to court over and over, and I finally got probation for 18 months to three years … Jail woke me up though.”
6. Her jail nickname was “d**k s**t.”
“We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me “d**k s**t.” I still don’t know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said “‘Fuck Hallmark, this is jailmark.'”
7. She’s a mechanic.
“I work at a mechanic shop part-time learning how to fix cars, picking up parts, answering the phone. They know. They know everything about me. What’s awesome is we’re open and honest about shit. I live right across the street and there’s more than one shop so all the mechanic boys love me.”
8. She considers herself a “beautiful disaster.”
“I can be happy by myself with nothing. I don’t need love or hate. Those are two evil things. Love can hurt you, and hate can hurt you. I’m just a beautiful disaster.”