This Dog Wearing A Pizza Necklace Gets It

Bronwyn Isaac | November 25, 2015 - 11:00 am

If this Vine isn’t emotional transcendence, I don’t know what is. More »

This Thanksgiving, Eat Whatever You Goddamn Want

Lauren Duca | November 25, 2015 - 10:30 am

Each year, as the holidays approach, Black Friday inches closer to the Wednesday before the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and we are inundated with advice on how to diet the day of. This is apparently the one and only idea that literally all the health publications have in November. Gone are the tips for getting LeaMore »

Why Meteorologists Wear The Same Dress

Newser | November 25, 2015 - 9:45 am

Sartorial conspiracy, anyone? An Imgur userhas revealed the fact that many female meteorologists are wearing the same $23 dress—which, it turns out, says a lot about their job and the attitudes of fans. Described on Amazon as a “Stretch Tunic Pencil Sheath Dress,” it’s a poly/cotton/spandex blend with sleeves, a solid color, and a bold… More »

Alright Fine, Here Is Adele, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots Doing “Hello” With School Instruments

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 25, 2015 - 9:30 am

I’ve been trying not to ruin Adele’s “Hello” for myself by listening to it too many times in too short a period of time, but I made an exception for this spot from “The Tonight Show.” Watch Adele, The Roots and a pretty unnecessary Jimmy Fallon grab a bunch of school instruments — and a flip phone! — for… More »

Here’s What To Talk About At Thanksgiving Instead Of Fighting About Politics

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 9:00 am

Argue with Aunt Edna about immigration reform, if you want, or talk about literally anything else. Your call! More »

Donald Trump Thinks Waterboarding Is AWESOME, Even If It Doesn’t Work

Robyn Pennacchia | November 24, 2015 - 5:30 pm

At least he’s honest? More »

Here’s Everything That’s Coming And Going From Netflix In December

Megan Reynolds | November 24, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Fizzgig, we’ll miss you most of all. … More »

We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 4:30 pm

About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh, 105 rolls of used TP in nine months, and at a price of $1 per roll, that’s $105. This is assuming, by the way, that I’m buying… More »

Racist Trolls Set Up “White Student Unions” For Colleges Across Facebook

Robyn Pennacchia | November 24, 2015 - 3:15 pm

Hard eyeroll. More »

Turns Out, New Yorkers Don’t Love Commuting On Subways Decorated With Nazi Insignias

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Earlier this week, commuters on the Shuttle train between Times Square and Grand Central in Manhattan were stunned to discover subway cars plastered with symbols from Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. No, Donald Trump hadn’t come up with some new marketing strategy for his presidential campaign — but the MTA had agreed to an advertising campaign for… More »

“Uptight Millennial” Feminists Aren’t Killing Sex, They’re Trying To Survive

Claire Lobenfeld | November 24, 2015 - 1:40 pm

Affirmative consent does not hinder a woman’s control during sex; it protects her from when it goes from being something safe and pleasurable, to crossing a scary, non-consensual boundary. More »

Glenn Beck Wants Your Awful Relatives To Tell You Black Lives Matter Is In Cahoots With ISIS

Robyn Pennacchia | November 24, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Happy Thanksgiving! More »

Dater X: Questionable Decisions And Unmitigated Disasters

Dater X 3.0 | November 24, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Having resolved to return to the fray this week, I did so with a vengeance – to decidedly mixed results. I’ll tell you all about my latest contender for Worst First Date Ever (which, given my track record, is no small feat) in a minute; first, let’s discuss the fact that I slept with a… More »

This Enterprising Woman Is Making Sourdough Bread Using Yeast From Her Vagina

Megan Reynolds | November 24, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Sure. More »

Adele Is Just The Most Adorable Liar Ever

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 11:30 am

Are we reaching Adele overload? Perhaps! I’ve had “Hello” stuck in my head for three days solid, so I’m currently avoiding watching any of her live performances and am skipping that track when listening to her new record, 25. But I am nowhere close to overloading on just watching Adele be Adele, which is to say… More »

Emily Postmodern: Mind Your Manners This Thanksgiving, Chickadees

Julianna Rose Dow | November 24, 2015 - 11:00 am

This Thanksgiving, be polite. And thankful. Don’t forget thankful! More »

5 Black Lives Matter Activists Shot By White Assailants During Minneapolis Protest

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 10:40 am

Last night, gunfire interrupted a Black Lives Matter protest in Minneapolis when three white males, allegedly wearing masks and bullet proof vests, shot five people, all of whom thankfully survived. The protest was being held right near the 4th police precinct in north Minneapolis, and was in response to the police shooting death of an unarmed Black… More »

A Man Made A Hilarious List Of Everything That Made His Wife Cry

Megan Reynolds | November 24, 2015 - 9:56 am

“She was hungover and saw a picture of a piglet.”… More »

Missy Elliott’s Anxiety Disorder & Why It Matters When Celebrities Come Forward

Katie Klabusich | November 24, 2015 - 9:00 am

Clearly, Elliott hasn’t allowed her anxiety — or anything else — to define her. More »

Let’s Have A Chat About This Anti-Syrian Refugee Meme, Shall We?

Robyn Pennacchia | November 23, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Every chance Republicans have to vote on a bill benefitting veterans, they vote against it. More »

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